i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Come see our sink grown plant.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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