Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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