You made me cry and you don't even care
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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