I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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