just tell him i said nine months
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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