are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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