her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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