You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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