2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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