Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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