do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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