Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize