no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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