Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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