S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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