so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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