I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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