He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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