And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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