Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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