She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
where are you?
Hypothermia
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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