3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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