So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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