it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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