You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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