you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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