Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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