Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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