Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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