Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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