erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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