so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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