It's Friday. Sex?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Randomize
