Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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