i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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