think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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