Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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