Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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