Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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