You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This is my gift to your gina
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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