I don't think brook has ever known best
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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