i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Mom said you looked used
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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