that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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