I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
