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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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