In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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