i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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