I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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