yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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