I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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