Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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