I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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