I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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