We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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