I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.