Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?†This is time sensitive.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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